John Paul II will be beatified on the feast day of work for having cured a nun from Parkinson's disease.
Pulling from his flabby ass with a vibrator 28cm TurboPower used by the religious to bear the mortification of the body imposed by membership of a group that considers it regrettable amuse others with a penis. Thanks be to Christ.
(and this may still seem plausible, if only John Paul II was not a result dead for several months. A dead body has miraculous properties: in fact can only believe a Catholic. Or a fan of Harry Potter)
Told it seems the onset of a post QualcosadelGenere , if only it were not devoid of adoration grain antifrastica so fashionable on that blog to display the author of a maverick third generation (ie a non-conformist conformity all'anticonformismo of those who snub the rampant conformism) and some implausible anecdote about his sexual experiences.
Unless QualcosadelGenere John Paul II is not, of course. In which case, the nun's Butt have also found a nice squirrel .
But the rest is true. GP2 would have cured a nun from Parkinson's disease.
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Man who perfectly acted as Aquila seismograph during an earthquake while you are on someone from another city would cure disease.
The only person that was less understandable by Umberto Bossi to the festival would heal someone burp free from disease.
It 's a bit like Amauri won the Golden Ball for his career had taught him to play football Messi, or as if Britney Spears came into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for having inspired the Pink Floyd.
I think this farce is a test of the church Catholic to assess how far can go with the fools that go behind.
-His Holiness, we have believed.
No, come on, someone will say something?
-Nothing, Your Holiness.
-Incredible. Next month we experience with Jesus that transforms water into wine in thought.
-Um, we've done.
-Really? Then we spread the news that you can be virgin even if she is pregnant. It will be helpful to a lot of young girls to have problems with their parents.
-We have already done that too.
-Really? Then we say that God will help Juventus to win the Scudetto.
-I do not think we fell into many.
-Do not worry. Even for what There is a lot of people that appeals to the faith by rejecting the obvious reality. You'll see that no one will notice.
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